You get A, in Biology
You get A, in Psychology
Youre a whizz
In your Science Class
In a Quiz, youre a Chinch to Pass
But when youre out with me
Baby, you get D, D in Love.

Smarty Cat, youre the Teachers pet.
You got Brains, that you aint used yet.
You can Name, evry President.
Yes in School, youre a hundred Percent,
But when the Lights are low,
Zero, you get D, D in Love.

Yes your Report Card.
Kissin, you gotta Practise nightly. 
Huggin, you gotta squeeze more tightly.
I recommend this remedy,
And Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots of Homework with me.

Youre an N, cyclopedia.
Baby I, cant get near to you.
I know you, know youre A-B-C.
But you flunk, in L-O-V-E.
You gotta high IQ,
Shame on you, you get D, D in Love, Yeah.

Kissin, you gotta Practise nightly. 
Huggin, you gotta squeeze more tightly.
I recommend this remedy,
Lots and Lots and Lots and Lots of Homework with me.

Youre an N, cyclopedia.
Baby I, cant get near to you.
I know you, know youre A-B-C.
But you flunk, in L-O-V-E.
You gotta high IQ,
Shame on you, you get D, D in Love

You get D, D in Love.
You get D, D in Love.
